A Fantastic Idea For A Television Programme

The Outsider Police Helper – An unconventional New Jersey police task-force investigates a series of gruesome murders with the aid of Lawrence Eggbester, a grizzled Hindu swami. retired big cat wrangler. spectral 1900’s strongman. terrier. sentient mobile telephone. Greek deity trapped in mortal form. tall child’s imaginary friend. tough, uncompromising beekeeper. really nice guy who’s just going through some stuff right now. gigantic amoeba. lord of dance. fiercely heterophobic homeless man. telekinetic horse.

Now Lawrence! The ladder!” – that’s the kind of taut, punchy dialogue people want. Also, “We got no time for a saddle.” “He’s already wearing it, sarge!…but how did-?” “COME ON!” [smash cut to-]

Stay dangerous.

OXO

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